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September 26, 2007

Lee Goldberg Hates the New TV Season

Link: A Writer's Life: The New Blah Season
Lee Goldberg, veteran TV writer, author, and all around interesting guy, hates the new fall TV season so far:

I was hugely disappointed with THE BIONIC WOMAN. It's no BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, that's for sure...even though they a bunch of actors from that show. The plotting was weak, jumpy and non-sensical. But that might have been okay if the lead actress wasn't so dull and if I believed a single emotional reaction she had.

I'm not a fan of the new Battlestar Galactica and don't know if I'll enjoy the new Bionic Woman. I hate re-imaginings. It premiers tonight, so I'll give it a shot. I wasn't able to see the premier since NBC switched from iTunes to Amazon. The Amazon service isn't compatible with Macs. I could have watched it on my iPhone. Sigh...

CHUCK  seems to be a one-joke show...and the joke wears thin before the pilot is over.

My problem with Chuck was the NSA vs. CIA stuff. We have enough enemies that we don't need to be shooting at each other. Still I thought it came together in the end. My wife liked it so it stays programmed in the DVR.

JOURNEYMAN is QUANTUM LEAP without the fun or the clear franchise. It's also so "TV" that I wanted to throw a brick through my television set.

It's not Quantum Leap. It's nothing like Quantum Leap. Is Star Trek like Red Dwarf? No! I loved it. It was my favorite show of the night.

BACK TO YOU is, as one of my friends said, the best sitcom of 1987. It feels very familiar, very formulaic, and very competent. And also very dated. It's clear that everybody involved with the show, on screen and off, are pros doing professional work. It was slick, it was well-made, and it was laughless.

Back to You was the first sitcom I've watched in over a decade. I loved it, found it to be funny, well put together, and nostalgic -- it did feel like 1987. Maybe that's not a bad thing.

Lee Golberg has been in the TV business for a long time so his instincts are good. I'm looking at the shows from a fan perspective -- a bit different. It will be interesting to come back to this post in a few months to see how it all pans out.

September 13, 2007

iPhone, You Phone, We All Phone

Oh Steve Jobs, how you bewitch us with your wizardry. Your magic gifts us with amazing trinkets that rob the precious Franklins from our wallets. You cover our desks with shiny objects of wondrous beauty, bringing us music, pictures, and visual spectacle. You laugh at our feeble minds as we dash uncontrollably to our local Apple stores, grabbing up armfuls of this opium you like to call technology. We wait in line, out in the cold, the heat, the rain, and the snow just to be the first to buy whatever new piece of sorcery that you allowed passage from Cupertino.

Okay, I bought an iPhone. C’mon, $200 off? Seriously. Rome wasn’t built in a day, nor was it built for $399,Iphone so overall I think I got a good deal. And let me tell you it's as freaking awesome as everyone says. Setup was easy. The sync with my iMac was a piece of cake with my calendar, mail, and address book. I downloaded my favorite music, videos, and, of course, my copy of World Enough and Time. Custom ringtones are a snap with iTunes and pairing my Bluetooth headset was so simple I don’t even remember doing it.

Listen kids, Blackberries may be nice for the corporate/establishment set, but if you are in need of a smart phone, or just have some extra cash burning a hole in your pocket, the iPhone is definitely worth a look.

August 03, 2007

Summer Movies: Where are the future legends?

Reviews for THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM are the best I’ve seen for any summer film this year. The movie is the third in a series based on the novels of the same name by Robert Ludlum. Paul Greengrass directs while a trio of screenwriters are credited with the adaptation—Tony Gliroy, Scott Z. Burns, and George Nolfi. I definitely plan on heading to the theater this weekend to check it out.

All the lavish praise about THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM got me thinking about the 2007 summer movie season. We were treated to a few really good films, some mediocre ones, and a bunch-o-crap. I had a great time at TRANSFORMERS and HARRY POTTER; both films were remarkably entertaining and I look forward to seeing them again when they come out on DVD. My question is: Of all the films this past summer, do any rise to the level of the Top 100 of all time?

The American Film Institute keeps a running tally of the top 100 films. Although there’s been a great deal of controversy about how the list is put together, it’s universally looked upon as the one real source for the official ranking. When I look back to all the movies that hit the Cineplex since May, I can’t think of one that would make the list. There was a lot of entertaining stuff, but I personally don’t see any that rise to the level of a future legend.

What does this say about the current state of the film industry? To me it says “transition period.” I think Hollywood has lost its identity, especially with creating films that not only connect with the entire American audience, but also establish themselves as timeless classics. A few weeks ago I caught BACK TO THE FUTURE on HBO. The movie came out in 1985, which means it was filmed in 1984—23 years ago! Yet, it’s still fun, exciting, compelling, and fresh. Think about ANIMAL HOUSE for a minute. What comedy today can be compared to it? The same could be said for THE BLUES BROTHERS, CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, E.T., INDIANA JONES (1), and THE GODFATHER. And please, don’t get me started about STAR WARS.

The film industry is ripe for rebirth. It’s at a point where it’s ready to reinvent itself in a way that takes it back to its roots of storytelling for all. If you take a look at AFI’s list of the top 100 films you’ll note that the common thread that ties them all together is their great storytelling. None are trying to sell an agenda; yet, for some reason modern Hollywood has gotten out of filmmaking and into politics. I don’t want to be a lobbyist nor do I want to see an episode of Anderson Cooper 360 or Hannity & Colmes when I go to the theater. I want to see a movie, and so do most people. The hottest films of this summer don’t harbor a message; they simply entertain.

Will we see films that are destined to become classics that rise to the level of the AFI Top 100? You bet. The film industry is taking baby steps through this transition to find out what works—and what works is story. A new formula for a new generation is not what’s needed. The old formula of character and story sans agenda has worked, will work, and continues to work for those who choose to subscribe to it. More of Hollywood will come around when they take a look at the box office receipts for filmmakers who choose to go old school. Once that happens, I have a feeling the team over at the American Film Institute will have a tough time keeping the Top 100 List updated.

July 13, 2007

In Defense of the Harry Potter Films

Let me preface this by saying that I haven't seen HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX. I know my wife wants to go, so I'm sure I'll catch a showing before the weekend is out. The reviews haven't been kind to the film adaptation of J.K. Rowling's 800 page book. I can understand the perspectives of the reviewers, but keep in mind that the novel was a hefty 800 pages -- 800 PAGES!! Trying to distill that or any of the other Harry Potter books down to a tasty film-sized morsel is a task akin to breaking the sound barrier, colonizing Pluto, or terraforming Mars into a facsimile of Northern Wisconsin. Okay, I may be exaggerating just a bit, but for any writer who has attempted to distill a book into a movie, you know what I'm talking about, which is why I want to come out in defense of this and all the other Harry Potter movies.

Books and films are two completely different mediums. They are only related in as much as they tell stories, but they achieve this in entirely distinct ways. Books allow the writer to go deep into a character's mind and even explore complex development of multiple characters. Scenes can be elaborate, almost epic in scale. Speeches can go on for pages, if appropriate, and even though "show" is better than "tell" an adept writer can "tell" and still get away with it. The only limitation with length is determined by the market, the publishing contract, and the genre. Five hundred page books are commonplace even on grocery store shelves.

Films on the other hand tell a story in a much different way, but there are a lot of other things in the director's toolkit that help make it a distinct art form within itself. A director can use music, special effects, complex visuals, changes in lighting, background action, sound effects, camera angles, and about a hundred different other techniques that help convey the story to the audience. The actors not only have dialog, but also body language. A look or the raise of an eyebrow in the right context can express in second what would essentially be a paragraph or more in a novel.

You would think that this would give the advantage to the filmmaker, that all these options should make the movie better than the book. This is not the case. How many times have you heard, "Yeah, but the book was better?" Quite a lot, I bet. The book will always be richer than the movie. Even though the author only has words, they are in complete command of the story. They can take a page to describe a sound, delve into a character's thought, or draw out an emotion over five or six pages. Authors are not restrained by budget, the technological limits of filmmaking, or number of A List actors. Authors can just write.

The film will always be different than the book -- not better, just different. It will not be able to express all the nuances, but it can get pretty darn close. Peter Jackson's LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy is a great example. But taking a story that's hundreds of pages long and cramming it down to a 120 page screenplay isn't easy. In fact it's best to think of a movie as equivalent to a short story. Yes, I said short story. In the visual medium TV is the long form and movies are the short form. A TV series of even thirteen episodes has more than 520 minutes to tell a story. Sure, the TV program is broken into episodic acts, but it still has more than four times the length on the humble cineplex movie. Just imagine taking BABYLON 5, LOST, or JERICHO and cramming it all into two episodes. I think you see my point.

When a book is taken apart into what is essentially a short story, the screenwriter has to throw stuff away. There's no choice, and going over the two hour mark is dangerous. The decision on what to cut out is almost impossible to make, but it must be done in order for the book to make it to the big screen.

Hollywood looks for big winners, so the adaptation of popular books is the order of the day for the big studios. What it has left us with is a slew of less than satisfying films that don't remain true to their literary roots. There really is no solution. The only one is to throw the book out entirely and write the screenplay "inspired" by the novel, but completely divorced from it. Still, the comparisons to the book will be there, and in the end lovers of the original story won't be happy. Adapting short stories to the screen makes a lot more sense. It's a different thing taking a 10,000 word story and expanding it to a 20,000 word screenplay. It's a better and more successful direction. THE ILLUSIONIST is a perfect example. Still, I think that the original screenplay -- a story written expressly for the screen -- is the way to go. Most of the greatest films of all time are original screenplays. It would be nice if the studios moved back in that direction.

I'm looking forward to seeing HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX. I know what to expect going in and I'm sure I'll have a great time. It won't be like the book, but that's okay. A little escapism with the world's foremost wizard seems like a fun way to spend two hours this weekend.

July 11, 2007

HALO 3: New Trailer from 2007 E3

 Have you purchased a new game console yet? I haven't. I still use my original XBOX and PS2. I have no intention of getting the Wii. It's not my cup of tea. Cutesie characters and campy graphics may be nice for some, but I like meat with my veggies.

I'm a huge fan of HALO, especially HALO 2. I did nothing for four days when that game came out in the fall of 2004. To date, it remains one of my favorite games for the immersive story, great music, and terrific graphics.

Bungie and Microsoft showed a new trailer for the upcoming HALO 3 that will be only available on the XBOX 360. It looks like I'm about to make a purchase. Check out this video. It is further proof why science fiction and fantasy rule the world of video games.

June 26, 2007

Price for iPhone Service Released

Link: Pricing for iPhone service released | Tech news blog - CNET News.com
Now we know how much it will cost for monthly service in addition to the $500-$600 for the iPhone itself. Also, AT&T has decided to jack the enthusiastic consumer with a $36 activation fee. Way to go AT&T ... or Cingular ... no it's AT&T now. Is that my phone ringing?

AT&T on Tuesday announced pricing plans for the Apple iPhone , which will go on sale Friday, June 29.

All plans include unlimited e-mail and mobile Web surfing and 200 text messages a month. For $60 a month, users get 450 minutes of talk time. For $80 a month, they get 900 minutes of talk time. And for $100 a month, they can talk for 1,350 minutes.

Subscribers will have to sign a two-year contract with AT&T to get the iPhone, and there will be a one-time activation fee of $36.

The companies also said that users will be able to activate their iPhone using Apple's iTunes software on a Mac or PC. Once the device is activated, users can synch it just like they do an iPod to access music, videos and other files on their computer.

The iPhone goes on sale at 6 p.m. local time in Apple and AT&T retail locations throughout the country. The phone comes in two versions: the 4 gigabyte version will sell for $499 and the 8GB version will cost $599.

Camping Out for the iPhone

Link: Manhattan iPhone Watch: T minus 3.5 days | Tech news blog - CNET News.com
Click the link above to see the first people in line in Manhattan for the iPhone release on Friday. I have toIphone give it to these guys. I can't deal with standing in line for more than five minutes for anything, let alone almost five days. But there they are, waiting for a cell phone.

It will be 112 today in Phoenix. I hope no one is insane enough to wait outside here, but you never know.

January 13, 2007

Song Virus: 'Green Acres'

I have a song virus. I don't know why. For some reason the GREEN ACRES theme song has been running over and over in my head. It won't stop. So to share, I found the most hideous version of the song on YouTube. Here you go:

January 12, 2007

Apple iPhone Makes Micro Softer

Yeah, you all read the Trek XI news, read about some freaking out about the DRESDEN FILES, get random hits about BATTLESTAR GALACTICA season 4, but the big news is still the iPhone. Sorry, it just is. If you own a Windows machine, it's all over. Cameron and Justin? No -- iPhone. Big changes at Paramount? No -- iPhone. Verizon just knocked 62% off my plan cuz they're freaked? Sorry, didn't work -- it's all about the iPhone. WGA nominees? Cool, next year I can get the update on my iPhone. Nebula preliminary ballot? Beaming to my iPhone in 2008. DR. WHO Series 3? Tennant or Strahan I'll be able to watch it on my iPhone.

January 09, 2007

The Apple iPhone is Out! And I'm Freakin'

Applephone_1 My two years are up on my Verizon plan. Perfect timing! With great fanfare the long awaited Apple iPhone was announced today. Well it looks like Cingular has a new customer -- make that two, because my wife wants one. It runs OSX, it's compatible with iTunes, and has all the other stuff that I don't need but want desperately. The only thing is we all have to wait until June. I think my old LG can make it another six months.

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